Bank

Global Fried Chicken

Last week I had a problem with my credit card. I rang the bank to sort it out. At the end of the conversation, the guy said they could raise my credit limit.
"Dude," I said "there's a credit crunch going on and you want to extend credit to me?"
"Yes sir, you've been a great customer."
"Don't you guys learn?" I asked and the guy simply laughed.

He knew it was ridiculous. I still have to ask, "Don't these people learn?"