'Lonesome Swingers' Party Blues'

Where Are the Swingers Parties of Yesteryear?

This one's a weird one. Just bear with me.

Years ago a guy with a heavy-duty surname went missing. Turned out he went to a swingers party without a partner and it got him killed. Turns out you need to bring a partner to a Swingers' party because if you don't you probably just end up with blokes, and that's not exactly the desired outcome. You're meant to be fucking each others wives/girlfriends/spouses, so you have to bring a partner or you can't participate.

The rule sounds fair but I wonder if not bringing a partner really is punishable by death. It seems rather extreme for a club exercising its membership rules.

That happened way back in January 2010, just over a decade ago. The actual killing happened over the Australia Day long weekend and I remember this because a guy called Benjamin Fulford predicted that a Rockefeller would be killed in late 2009, and well, this guy's surname was Rockefeller.

Does one put much provenance into things like that? One probably shouldn't.

Still, Benjamin Fulford also predicted that Pope Benedict XVI would resign, probably about 18 months before it happened, and that was freaky too because no Pope had resigned in nearly 600 years. So how did he know? He probably has good sources. Therefore, one could be led to wonder if the murder of one swinging dude was or wasn't part of some conspiracy theory fantasy - one does not know. I certainly don't but you have to take note when symbols line up.

Anyway, I decided I would take the news story at face value rather than indulge the conspiracy theory bit, and wrote a song about a guy who wants to go to a swingers' party but his spouse won't agree to go. I figured that was enough weirdness for one song without the ramification of a world conspiracy where Rockefeller's and Rothschilds are plotting to reduce the world population through bio-engineered pandemics. I mean it might be what's going on with SARS, MERS, and COVID-19, but on an album called Blues Balls, the swingers party is enough, no?




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