Weird Threats

Back To The Stone Age!!

In breaking news, General Pervez Musharraf says that in the backstage part of history following the 9/11 events, he found himself threatened by US Asst. Secretary fo State Richard Armitage.

In an interview to be aired on CBS television this weekend Pakistan's president, General Pervez Musharraf, said the threat was delivered by the assistant secretary of state, Richard Armitage, in conversations with Pakistan's intelligence director.

"The intelligence director told me that (Mr Armitage) said, 'Be prepared to be bombed. Be prepared to go back to the stone age'," Gen Musharraf was quoted as saying. The revelation that the US used extreme pressure to secure Pakistan's cooperation in the war on terror arrived at a time of renewed unease in the US about its frontline ally.

Gen Musharraf told CBS he was stunned at the bluntness of the US approach in the aftermath of the attacks. "I think it was a very rude remark," he said. But he yielded to the request.

I'm sorry for General Musharraf but that's pretty hilarious. "be prepared to go back to the stone age" is like something a bad Hollywood hack writer taps into his 'Screenwriter Magic' software in the wee hours of the mornnig as he decides to call it a night because he can't think of a better line.

Of course it has to be said that parts of Pakistan already looks like it's been bombed back to the Stone Age.

Naturally, Richard Armitage is denying the language, but if you've seen what Richard Armitage is like, you'd have to say he probably did make the 'Stone Age' threat. Yes, it's guilty by suspicon, but heck, what are you going to do? Shoot the interpretter?
Fuck a Duck, idiots are running this world. The question is not "how did 9/11 come about?" but "why doesn't it happen more often?"