Mailbag Funnies

The above came in from David.

This link leads to an album cover much like something by Spinal Tap. It's not quite 'Smell The Glove' but it's getting there.

My sister sent in this link about how the CIA has been using the wrong kind of highlighter pen...according to 'the Onion'.

According to the report, sections of the documents— "almost invariably the most crucial passages"—are marred by an indelible black ink that renders the lines impossible to read, due to a top-secret highlighting policy that began at the agency's inception in 1947.

CIA Director Porter Goss has ordered further internal investigation.

"Why did it go on for this long, and this far?" said Goss in a press conference called shortly after the report's release. "I'm as frustrated as anyone. You can't read a single thing that's been highlighted. Had I been there to advise [former CIA director] Allen Dulles, I would have suggested the traditional yellow color—or pink."

Goss added: "There was probably some really, really important information in these documents."

When asked by a reporter if the black ink was meant to intentionally obscure, Goss countered, "Good God, why?"

Pretty hilarious satire.


Also, my second version of my song "Girl With The Golden Hair" is up at iComp. Please check it out. :)