2017/02/13

News That's Fit To Punt - 13/Feb/2017

The Weekend From (The Hottest Part Of) Hell

Goodness, we survived that one. It was nice to be forewarned about how awful it was going to be. It's only the middle of February and apparently we've smashed heat records for February. We've smashed number of days over 35 degrees in a summer, and we've simply not seen heatwave like this. The news tonight is that there will be more on the way.

It was good then to see our idiot Treasurer Scott Morrison wave around a lump of coal telling us coal was the future when clearly the future was here and it was a furnace-like summer, just as predicted by the science over 30years ago. It's not much fun being vindicated but there you have it. And it's staggering to note the Coalition still want to carry on with their pantomime of pretending none of theses going on, and that somehow doing more of the same is going to improve things.

Naturally, the government got a pasting from Lenore Taylor in the Guardian over the weekend.
Katherine Murphy was equally pointed about the Coalition Government's antics. Her headline read:
Scott Morrison brings coal to question time: what fresh idiocy is this?
I know I keep bringing it up but Machiavelli wrote that the moment a government allows itself to be held in contempt, that's when it really loses. This is true of Princes and Democracies according to the man who had ample opportunity to witness both modes of government. Here, we have a government that finds new depths of stupidity and wonders why its polls are so devastatingly bad.

At this point in history it is clear that the Coalition Government is bankrupt of ideas. For all this talk about being the economic managers, three years into this government, it's looking like they haven't got a grip the economy, they're trying to claw back non-existent monies from the poor on welfare, and they're helpless in the face of the sheer force of nature unleashing a historic heatwave. They can't talk about it, because it exposes them to the fact that they dismantled what little policy was in place to combat it, and that they have spent the last decade fighting very hard not to do anything about the existential threat of our times. All they can do is muster up some blame game on to the ALP - of whom it must be said were also reluctant in bringing in the ETS, which in turn got them voted out.

Ten years on from the election Kevin Rudd won trying to combat climate change, went have a government that has steadfastly refused to do anything worth doing.

Still, it's quite the sight to see these Coalition frontbenchers hyukking it up with lump of coal between them as if they've made a point. Most of Australia with an understanding of climate science were looking at that as the moment the Coalition refused to pull their collective ostrich heads out of the air conditioned holes in the ground. I don't know how to say this politely, but what they are doing is criminal negligence.

Of course over the weekend, a township went up in smoke and fire fighters were out there in conditions labeled 'catastrophic' as they fought blazes across the state. The contrast couldn't have been starker, the irony deeper. Scott Morrison and the coalition are going to regret that stunt.

UPDATE: Nick Xenophon blocked the 4bn bill to cut welfare to fund the NDIS. he labelled it "dumb policy and dumb politics". As you do with such policy and politics.

Liars' Scissors

The revenue is shrinking, mostly thanks to tanked commodity prices and the sluggish demand for iron ore and coal from China. The Australian establishment is a bit in denial about China with its clockwork 6-7% annual GDP growth. The closest thing to the string of 6-7% figures China has been posting in the last decade - in the face of the GFC and post-GFC era no less - was the run of steady 7% returns Bernie Madoff's Ponzi fund was allegedly delivering for its members. Think about that for a moment.

Anyway, the point is, the deficit is growing, so the natural thing the Coalition Government wants to do is make cuts. The plan this week is to cut welfare and give it to the NDIS. Yes, the NDIS was a great idea that was put in to place by Julia Gillard's ALP government, and everybody knew the time it was unfunded, but it was so important it had to be done. Now that the Coalition arena government, they've decided that the way they'll fund it is by cutting welfare. The kinds of money they're talking about is $3billion, with the full funding for the NDIS clocking in at $21billion with about half of that coming from the Commonwealth, the rest coming from other disability sector. It all feels like robbing Peter and Paul to pay Mary with the shaky hand.

Here's the thing. This government is letting $50billion slip through their fingers just this year while they do this little ugly shuffle. Yes, and that's just the Gas multinationals walking away without paying tax. I kid you not, this is the level of incompetence this government has sunk to in order not to have the big end of town pay its fair share. But it wants to claw back imaginary debts from welfare recipients, cut their welfare and use that money to fund the NDIS. It's so low, you can't but help call it what it is: depraved.

It's a bit like the Titanic is going down not because it hit the iceberg but because the captain opened the Kingston valve, letting the water in. Then they're rushing to shuffle beds in the sick bay. But they want you to believe they're the better managers of the ship's affairs.

A Repressed Bastard

People really thought Malcolm Turnbull was going to be something different. With the departure of Cory Bernardi and the string of bad news his government has had over the summer, this is just not going to happen. In fact, I came across this little bit with this worthy quote:
(It is true that Mr Turnbull is very rich. Just last year he gave the Liberal Party $1.75 million; an unthinkably large sum, probably even nearly enough to buy a two-bedroom flat in Sydney. And it is equally true that Bill Shorten hangs out with billionaires. It's just that neither man much likes to be reminded of either truth.) 
"This is what people miss about Malcolm," one colleague observed happily after the spray. 
"They think he's a repressed social moderate. Actually, he's a repressed bastard."
It's nice to see people spell it out. You don't get to be Malcolm-Turnbull-rich being a social moderate. You get there by being a bastard. He got to be Prime Minster by being a bastard. Let's not kid ourselves that he's anything but the 100%, genuine, full-hide, shameless, bastard we expect the 1%-ers to be.

Listen up folks, he is the class enemy no. 1.

No comments:

Blog Archive