A Joke About Alan Jones

This One Is Doing The Rounds

Alan Jones is coaching the Barker Boys U-15 Rugby team. He turns up to the team training with a parrot on his shoulder and declares, "If any of you can tell me what this bird on my shoulder is, I will fuck them up the arse."

Confused, the U-15 boys rugby team confer with one another until they push the captain forward, who asks, "Is it an emu?"

Alan Jones says, "close enough!"