I thought Johnny Rotten was the Anti-Christ, but no, Brittney is trying to claim that mantle.
Spears broke down in rehab, reportedly trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.Maybe she needs an exorcism and not a detox program. I don't know how she'll ever live this down once she gets out of rehab.
She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
"I want to to sing 'I am the Chianti-Christ', and make arty film clips while sipping chianti in Tuscanny."
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