2004/09/20

Importance of Sex
Let's not kid ourselves. A Man has sused his wife for being denied sex for 5 days.
The middle-aged man from Seville -- the city of Don Juan and Carmen -- said her refusals amounted to "degrading treatment" and domestic abuse, a term used more often to describe wife-battering.
The judge shelved the case; clearly, he is the weak.

Importance of Beating the Sox
After Mariano Rivera blew that save 2 days ago, the Yankees have put together 2 blow out wins, 14-4 ands 11-1 against the Boston Red Sox, once agian showing why the Red Sox are the weak.
In the first game, Derek Lowe imploded and gave away the contest in the first inning and the Yankees never looked back. In the second game, a showdown of the Aces, Pedro Martinez oflded against the Yankees while Mike Mussina humbled the vaunted Red Sox offense. The Sox might be good at racking up excelent stats, but they certainly look to be weak in the head when the pressure is on.

The Yankees on the other hand extended their lead back out to 4.5 games. The New York Times has this article and this article on the two games. George Steinbrenner is yet to issue a statement but he had this to say:
"Our kids really fought," George Steinbrenner, the principal owner, said. "No, we didn't gain control of anything, but we played well. And we're fighters. We never give up, and that's the main thing with me."
And so the Universe rights itself.

- Art Neuro

2 comments:

DaoDDBall said...

I no longer look to the NYT, but they won't reveal themselves to me either.

Art Neuro said...

Yes, they are worse than just having a liberal-media bias; through their ownership structure, they undeniably have a Red Sox bias, which makes them totally abhorrent. :)

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